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[onlythans]

no i didn't eat the last apple turnover

that was you and you just forgot you did it
clearly

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[astraphilia]

okay first of all what the fuck, I was saving that

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[astraphilia]

secondly that's not even what I was going to ask so you really just outed yourself for no reason

[onlythans]

if you were saving it then you shouldn't have eaten it
because you definitely ate it yourself

what were you going to ask me then?

[astraphilia]

maybe YOU shouldn't have eaten it! see if I make you sweets again

what I was gonna ask is this all important question:

using your cock as a reference how much is an ilm

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[onlythans]

one mo i'm chkoin g

[onlythans]

all right there
dislodged

dare i ask what brought on this line of inquiry?

[astraphilia]

imagine if you survived death twice only to be taken out by me asking how big your dick is

no particular reason though I was just thinking of it fondly

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[onlythans]

i'd be hard-pressed to think of a better way to go honestly

regardless you're about three ilms shorter than me

[onlythans]

in height

[THANCRED]

[astraphilia]

[ brb doing mental calculations ]









so what, like eight or nine ilms?

[onlythans]

well if you're going to flatter me i certainly won't refuse

why so curious about ilms all of a sudden?

[astraphilia]

if you ain't gonna tell me for certain I'm gonna just make up my own reality

that's not how we measure stuff in Midgar firstly so I've been curious since you said it first

also Jo asked me how much I can fit in my mouth and naturally the first thing I thought of was you ;)

[onlythans]

oh he did, did he?

well, i hope this jo of yours doesn't feel too intimidated when he finds out your method of acquiring him an answer

[look in his defense this is not an unreasonable mistake to make, in the spur of the moment and given the context.]

[astraphilia]

I don't think that's likely

mostly because SHE's a woman and couldn't benefit from my deepthroat skills even if she wanted to ;)

[onlythans]

then what in seven hells does she care about your mouth capacity for

[astraphilia]

she wanted to see if I could deepthroat a dildo

[onlythans]

how is that not benefiting from your skills then

or is she not going to be wearing it while you go at it
seems rather a missed opportunity in my opinion

[astraphilia]

she wasn't wearing it at the time! she did fuck me with it after though lol

but also this was weeks ago, so as good an excuse it would be as to why I was thinking fondly about your dick... I can't claim it

[onlythans]

sennights ago you mean
since you're so interested in my units of measure, you might as well know that one too

anyway now you've given me ideas to think fondly about myself :)

you like her, then?

[astraphilia]

what the fuck is a sennight. seven nights? ain't that the same as a week?

yeah, Jo's fun. she's a good friend. don't tell her I said that tho, she'll probably get hives

[onlythans]

eight
as i understand it weeks only have seven days
which has taken some getting used to believe me

well i was figuring on going to talk to her to give her some fucking-you tips
and had planned to mention it
but since you insist i'll refrain

[astraphilia]

eight? I take it back I don't want to know about your measurements anymore

[ KIDDING but lowkey not kidding wym EIGHT DAYS ]

I mean, I ain't gonna ruin your fun if you wanna teach her how to fuck me good. maybe she'll give you some best practices in exchange for how to pour hot wax on me until I beg

[onlythans]

[..................Hm. :|a ]

is that what you like?

hot wax and begging

[astraphilia]

[ the reflexive response is to make a joke out of it, but. this is Thancred, and Reno feels like he probably deserves a thoughtful answer. ]

sometimes. definitely not all the time, and less often these days than before, but I do get in moods

you know that, though, huh? considering how we met